Alaska Thunderfuck

Drop it down low, let me feel it in your pussy hole Drop it down low, let me feel it in your pussy hole Drop it low, feel it in your pussy hole No control, feelin' like a molly roll Gotta go, for it or you'll never know, for it or you'll never know Blew in,...

Oh, It started long ago With Jesus and the Pharisees Straw, will spin to solid gold Foretold in all the prophecies You cant stop this Try to top this Beard will come to be revered And feard through out the galaxy A symbol of age and wisdome The beard...

Turn it up Turn it down Burn it up Burn it down Party what Party down Party down what Party down what Party down what Party down what I came to party I came to rock This is the best night (what) This is the best night (huh) This is the best night (woo) This...

It's a nation of chubs Turning dom' tops into subs It's a nation of chubs Turning dom' tops into subs Heavy hitters, swingin' in the big leagues Loaded bases, home run, winnin' just by intrigue Champions, the thickness overtakes you Undefeated, can't b...

Bok bok! Bok bok! Bok bok! Bok bok! Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken Chicken, chicken, chicken Bok bok! B...

It's Christmas Geez, Christmas is terrible [Willam:] I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together Dad don't give a shit and my sisters say whatever All good, I'm cool My mom threw the [?] in the inground pool Somebody something cause I'm underage...

Come, come, come Come to Brazil Come, come, come Come to Brazil Come, come, come Come to Brazil Come, come, come Come to Brazil! So I'm walking in the club and I'm like "Oi, migas!" And what do I see But the most gorgeous, sexy man I've ever laid ey...

The sun is up and here we are We tried to catch a shooting star Forever after for a da-ay What came together fell apart Pick me up, my mind and my body's ready I'm so scared at the thought of going steady I don't want to leave 'cause I like you I reall...

Dripping with love Dripping with— uh [Verse 1] Right there, that’s the spot Don’t freak too loud ‘cause we might get caught Throw me on the counter baby put me on the sink Straighten me out ‘cause I think I got a kink Picture this, a river overflowing...

There was a time I was anonymous But now I'm well into the populous I always hoped that it would come to this Godzilla stomping’s a metropolis How did you do it, it's ridiculous I took a well-lit photo of my ass And now my style has reached critical mas...

I am very rich I'm rich in friends I'm rich in family I'm rich in loved ones And because of all these loving things in my life It doesn't matter what time of year it is Cause the truth is Everyday is christmas The presents have all been opened and Sa...

Live forever burning in the moment Turn up all the senses cause we own it We are one We are with the light We're the sun Through the darkest night The truth is in your eyes and now I know it We are everything tonight Give us everything tonight We own everyt...

Picture it Flushing, Queens 1993 to 1999 It seems there was once this young woman Se had dark hair and beautiful clothes, And very distinctive voice Some say it's noise, But I think it's pretty, well, anyway She was engaged to this kinda loserish gu...

Whiskey and wine, drink 'em at the same time No I won’t wait in line, don't you know who I think I am? All Stars 2 winner, didn't I eat no dinner Not getting any thinner, just drunk, drunk, drunk Broke into the dressing room Dragula like Frankie Do...

Hey what's up And give me all your money Let's be friends And give me all your money Put your hands up And give me all your money Give me all your money Give me all your money Shut the fuck up And give me all your money Sit the fuck down And give me all your...

Greetings My name's yours What's Alaska? Everybody, welcome to the show The rules of engagement are really quite simple So if you can pull yourself away from Grindr for two seconds, listen up The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory Do you think I...

The end is fast approaching The dawn, it is encroaching The stars will fade into the morning No matter what betides us The love that lies inside us Can twitterpated without any warning I'll never stop believing I'm yearning and I'm breathing for you, f...

These young bitches owe me everything! I'm like the Thomas Edison of drag! Who's that? I should've fucking trademarked my makeup Your makeup is terrible.. Singing live? I invented that Big hair? I invented that Shaved brows? I invented that Giant l...

It is what it is, it is what it is It is what it is, it is what it is It is what it is, it is what it is It is what it is, it is what it is It is what it is, it is what it is It is what it is, it is what it is It is what it is, it is what it is It is wh...

The stars in the LA sky tonight are shinning I never knew it was time to say goodbye You left us here tonight alone and crying Why would you have to go You broke my heart I hardened though You please, dear God, tell me it's not true Nothing makes sense anymo...

Legendary... Legendary... Legendary I was flying on an airplane and that airplane almost went down. All the people started screaming But I smiled as I looked around. Lady Death was staring at me and I'll tell you what I found. It would be totally cool w...

Everything must be leopard print Everything must be leopard print Everything must be leopard print Everything, leopard print If it's not leopard print it's irrelevant Everything must be leopard print Everything must be leopard print Leopard print, every...

Put some makeup on my face, face Come on over to my place, place We done mashed, cooked, and baked, baked Shake and go, cut the lace, lace You say that you want it, say that you need it Say that you want it, that you believe it Say that you love it, say...

Girl, don't try it You break it then you buy it So don't deny it, just press and reapply it, Hard acrylic, gets harder when you fill it, So $20 bill it, and scratch it till you kill it. If you're not wearing nails, You're not doing drag. Long nails, short na...

I've been a fashion model girl gracing magazines I have written songs and sonnets too I have seen the world, fancy cars, private planes but I could not have done without you I've played my part I've beared my heart All while looking Gorgeous, not to brag But t...

I have to say what I feel Brazil, you have so much appeal A great place to serve a seafood meal O, Brasil... 

Citizens of earth, it's that time Pride comes but once per year And if pride were an acronym I believe it would stand for the following Perseverance, resistance, insistence, devotion, emotion Now, are there any bears here tonight? Oh, so many, I feel ju...

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Lalalalalalala Lalalalalalala Lalalalalalala I love your pussy Hey boy, you know when I first met you I knew that you were special that night Doo wop bop bop You had a little somethin' different So warm and so sweet and so right Doo wop bop bop Haters will ha...

Well, hey there little fella I reckon I've seen you on the TV Well, why don't you mosey on over to my mighty steed Take a ride into town... Race chaser, please! Race chaser! Woo-hoo! Race chaser! Yee-haw! Race chaser! Woo-hoo! Race chaser! Yee-haw!...

Start your engine It's Alaska, bitch! It was always my dream to get on the Race So I let Sharon Needles sit on my face She called up Ru' She said "yoohoo" Then I'm in the top three like bing-bang-boom I'm just kidding that's not how it went I auditio...

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Snake in the grass to the snake in my pants Got them wrapped round my hand they await my command Measure for measure I work while your leisure I took all your trash I turned it to treasure Bitches who call me ruthless can’t book a job or do shit Now stop...

Hello Gia Gunn How's the hair? Stun How's the mug? Stun How's the track? Stun Rich, top knot looking like fish At the bottom of your grocery list Blow my lashes and make a wish Cause I'm that bitch Got mug for days Got you high like purple haze M...

[Verse 1] I'm sorry I didn't tell you I was leaving I know I was wrong I'm sorry I didn't tell you what I needed to tell you I'm already gone [Pre-Chorus] They say there's a land where the sun don't set at all They say there's a land where the snowflak...

Once there was a time I thought that I Never would be without you Now I look around and find I'm on my own And I can't stop thinking about you Hard to be on the bottom once you've been on the top Had a good thing going, didn't want it to stop Oh why, it's a l...

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck And I have something to say... I like black tea, I like black D I never touched Tina, and that's the T I know I'm what's the T, I said that I don't drink So you bitches probably don't even know what to think When you see me...

This is my hair This is my hair This is my hair This is my hair I don't wear wigs This is my hair This is my hair This is my hair This is my hair I don't wear wigs This is my hair I don't wear wigs This is my hair I don't wear wigs This is my hair I don't...

[Verse 1] Cocaine makes me sleepy Molly makes me pissed And I don't fuck with Tina ’Cause she isn't in the guest list Smoking makes me throw up Whisky makes me fight And I don't fuck with those sleeping pills ’Cause they keep me up all night [Pre-Cho...

[Intro] Ave regina vagina [Chorus] Time's up, time's up Hands up, bow down to vagina Time's up, time's up Hands up, bow down to vagina To vagina, to vagina Hands up, bow down to vagina To vagina, to vagina Hands up, bow down [Verse 1] I take a lo...

I saw an angel on my tv Could I be dreaming, someone pinch me, yeah She had me at "Hello, it's me" You know, who you are Your smile could light up my darkest day How many challenges, you could have slayed But they made you turn and walk away Va-len-tin...

It's been a while But I’ve got feelings too And I know I may be young And I shouldn't have kept you waiting But it doesn't matter If you love her or capital ATF Cause you were born like this, gorg I walk into the club, When I walk into the club And...

Greetings, earth things My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 From the planet glamtron What's yours? Now, I've come a long way to be here tonight So let's get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now Shall we? Hi oh! I don't know about you, miss k...