Aborted Jesus

Grease the chain, yank the cord Then tie up that dirty whore Bend her over, rev it up Now mutilate her in the butt Fountain of anal blood Smells like shit and gasoline You laugh as loud as she can scream 

Can you hear me? How about now? I'm lubing up your ear canal! I'm beating my meat and banging your drum. Aural Sex - listen to my dong. Aural Sex - it's so right it's wrong Ear Wax - it's what I want All right! I'm giving you head You've got an ear infucktio...

In an unholy bathroom stall A pact with Satan is sprayed on the wall You've sold your soul and signed in shit This is your butt covenant BUTT COVENANT! BUTT COVENANT! 

Fire up the time machine again And grab the cooler and a lot of beers I hope the boys all RSVP'd Oh man, this cookout's gonna kick some ass We're heading back in time once more I'm getting sloppy drunk on Coors We could all go for some BBQ Methinks some holy r...

Make your way to the alley A black top hat upon your head You are now the ringmaster Within the circus of horror Now you must find an assistant A dead hooker will perform the deed Festering boils, a stinking vagina discharging lube Her underpants soiled Lick...

Trapped inside, there's no way out You're in the catacombs It's dark and wet and smells like piss It's filled with evil gnomes A magic curse has brought you here Golden juices fill the room Your eyes sting from the acrid mist The only path is doom 

I got a job at General Mills It's such an easy place to get my thrills I'm whacking off into every box i can A free prize inside your cereal: a load of my semen! Follow my load It always blows HEARTS, STARS, DIAMONDS, SEMEN MOONS, CLOVERS, HORSESHOES, MORE S...

I'm covered in bees I drop to my knees I'm covered in bees It's swelling, oh geez Please beekeeper, make them stop I'm covered in bees 

Dissect the baby Place it on the table Push aside the high-chair Dissect the baby Now remove its diaper Taste the stinking feces Dissect the baby Incise the eyeballs Suck out the juices The baby is now dead Remove its head Pull out its putrid bowels The ste...

Do you like my crispy yarmulke? Can you guess what it's made of? It used to be a homeless guy's nutsack But it looks so good, i can't give it back! Check out my pubic hair propeller beanie Watch me lift off! Whoaaaaohhhowaaaa! Hand stretched and left in the...

I used to get high with hash, coke, and meth I need something more. Stench of old men! Gold Bond and crotch rot The sweet smell of menopause My dealer's got the goods I'll remove his BVD's 90 Bucks to satisfy The addiction calls to me It is what I need What I...

Hitting on some desperate bitch At the fraternity mixer Slip a Roofie in her drink A taste of the magic elixir Drag her out to my secret shed And pull apart her thighs As i lean down to give her head I discover an awful surprise! GIANT RED LIPS HONKING PURPLE...

Got bored at the circus Went to get some air Standing near the cliff He came out of nowhere Face obscured by clown paint Knife within his hand Slit my bowels right open And with my guts he ran I heard maniacal laughter Tied my intestines to a tree Off the si...

I read in the papers You lost your legs in Iraq Under your bed, I play with my sack At the stroke of midnight I reach my hand up to touch Your immobile body And your festering stumps I apply anesthesia So you can't tell I sliced off your nipples They'll look...

Mouthful of ticks! They're in my mouth, mouthful of ticks! Ticks in my mouth, worms in my butt. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Embedded in my tongue. They're growing stronger. Six dozen parasites They bloat with my blood They begin to lay their eggs Their brood incubates...

Carefully fill out the job application Ignore the section about my past convictions My plan has worked, I am now employed At the local day care center First day at work, I'll read them a story To soothe their minds before nap time And so I recite from the Nec...

They don't make 'em like the used to No, kids these days just ain't the same I can molest them all day long And barely feel anything in my schlong Now only one thing excites me Unholy prepubescent blasphemy So with my unparalleled knowledge Of theoretical ph...

Three years have passed since my last trip When I sodomized Christ and felt his infant anus rip But the times are tough now, I'm a bit low on cash So in my twisted brain a new scheme is hatched I fire up the time machine once again And pay another visit to my...

I'm climbing through a window It's nearing midnight I've broken into the funeral home I brought a crowbar and an appetite I'm in the mood for a midnight snack And there's only one meal that will hit the spot I'll taste a little meat from the ass and from the...

Crouching in silence, hidden behind a dumpster In back of the Abortion Clinic I am so patient. Protesters nearby wave signs that say some shit about Jesus If they could only see my bedroom wall and gaze upon a taxidermized fetus A fetus, oh yeah! I see a nur...

You starred in a porn to make a quick buck Just drop your drawers and bust a nut! You knew she wasn't a looker Surprise! She's a filthy hooker. There are crabs on her snatch Onto your foreskin they latch There are boils in her twat Now your balls will shrive...

I steal them from the hospital And put them in my home In my homemade sexual prison Are mentally challenged folk Retard Orgy - IQ of 25 Retard Orgy - Trisomy 69 In my house, drooling mouths Sloped foreheads in my bed Hear them moan. Down Syndrome! Bertha tu...

I'm so turned on By the smell of ass My hidden desires Are realized at last Kill a whore in the name of shit The time has come to have sex with it Coprophilia is just not enough I literally fuck the shit from you Her dead ass leaking blood and cum Sexcrement...

Always the gentleman, I've brought my date flowers. But I'm late for our rendezvous as I've been digging for hours. "CURSES!" I scream, for i have soiled my clown suit. I can feel it in my loins now. Soon I shall sample the forbidden fruit. My biceps strain a...

I'm out of lunch meat, got no liverwurst Won't let it stop me. I know what I need. Carefully place twelve used band-aids on the Kaiser roll with menstrual blood A juicy dead mouse, sprinkle on some scabs and some pubic hairs from a fat dude My sandwich still...

"Pardon me, but is that a zit?" I say as saliva flows from my lips I'm eyeing your greasy face, you see Pus is my life's blood, and your skin's oily Suck pus from a whitehead (x5) Drink bile, phlegm and mucous. I'll Oxycute you, it's really quite simple Munc...

You place your infant in its crib You assume everything's fine But you've got problem on your hands And its nature is equine Sudden Infant Horse Syndrome Whoops, your baby's a dead horse Sudden Infant Horse Syndrome I love beating this dead horse You hear th...

Ugh, I've got the mud. 

Sip diarrhea from a pan Nurse diarrhea from a mug Gulp diarrhea from a pot Guzzle diarrhea from a jug GULPING A POT FULL OF DIARRHEA! Fry diarrhea in a wok Gobble diarrhea on some bread Snack on diarrhea after work Ride on diarrhea with a sled Oh yeah! GULP...

Here's what you need for this fecal recipe Egg noodles, chili, pizza and beans White castle burgers and some laxatives Wash it down with egg nog, yeah! Augh, who beefed? It's stroganoff like you've never had before Hover your cheeks! And fire steaming hot shi...

One, two-hoo, three! 

It only turns me on When the tables are turned Submitting to a dozen girls Is the thrill for which I yearn I've gotta get them prepped And feed them refried beans Now gather round my ladies You must pull down your jeans SPRAY ME! Twelve geysers erupt in uniso...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's like a fire hose! This spray is out of control When my anus becomes a volcano My cheeks are spread I think I've lost a lot of blood My walls are brown and red My ass exacts its revenge When you eat dead cats, I guess that's what you g...

Welcome to the jungle Someone's someone flinging shit It's getting in my eyes and mouth And it's starting to sting I can hear the monkeys cackling at me But I can't see where they're throwing from 'Cuz they're hiding in the trees It's raining shit, halleluja...

Adolf Hitler divided and Conquered Scoured the entire world for the shit of Jewish girls The Diarrhea of Anne Frank Waffen SS extract it from her ass Hitler drinks it from a chalice Consuming the power of the Hebrew Princess Dirty bombs fall upon his chest A...

Uncle Barry's sick, can't control his bowels I clean up after him, and sop it up with towels Last Thursday I was thirsty And I craved a thick shake I realized the ingredients Were right there for me to take Shovel a pile into a dustpan Transport the bounty in...

Two hours in Surgery not complete Chest wide open Nowhere to pee Surgeon's bladder growing Asshole puckered hard Open Chest Toilet Feces on your heart Heart now pumps urine Through the capillaries Aorta filled with shit Pericardial Dingleberries Medical mal...

The Ghost of Mother Theresa Locked In a Gymnasium of Human Shit 

Launch, launch, launch the kids Into the ravine Plummeting, plummeting, plummeting, plummeting Whack off to their screams! Light, light, light the fuse Discharge a little tike Shrieking and crying and then he is landing His torso on a pike Hurl hurl hurl thi...

BLEGH! AUUUGH! HWARF! 

Crouching in the bushes By the Rio Grande Border Patrol won't see me I've covered myself in sand Crossing the border for a better life A broken man, his daughter, and his impoverished wife The jokes on them, as they can see it wasn't meant to be. They now kno...

Hey little boy, urine for a treat So be sure that you lift up the seat! And fill that cup I left to the brim Cuz' without my lemonade, the outlook is grim! Don't argue with me, I should know best Because I am the human drug test Warm and refreshing, a peelici...