A Better Half piosenki

Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle Went down to the Animal Farm. Dug in for the poor, They heard stories from the war. And explaimed about the boil on his bum! Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink, And a drink and a drink and a drink. Come...

It's hard to ask, Even though I know you're gonna say yes. So why don't I ask? What am I scared of, there couldn't be less For me to fear, Wish you were here, I like you so much it hurts. No time to waste, I feel disgraced That I cant find the right words. I...

I've got no one to impress but a whole world to ignore And I'm just like all the rest: always down and wanting more Blind believer, under achiever My friends all say that I should leave her Safe within my dreams, tell me why it seems That every girl is out of...

In my dreams it worked out every time I had it planned out to the last line We'd talk together all night I would hold her in my arms Wouldn't leave each others sight She would be my lucky charm Imagination, I think it's working overtime Infatuation, I wish th...

Mention the Lord of the Rings one more time And I'll more than likely kill you. More cock, more cock, Michael, more cock you fervently moan. Is this a {? wot ?} that you sholve down my throat, Or are you just pleased to see me? Brian Moore's head looks uncanni...

Ah, Ted! It has to be said, The {? juicy truth's ?} beyond us. Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein, His ribs remain intact. {? Hedderly Crup ?} is in my garden Breaking wind! I beg your pardon! Don't go breathing! Misery! And don't you all agree? No fears, the last...

One way system, smooth and commendable, go by bus, they're highly dependable, the swings in the park, for the kids, have won awards, clean streets acknowledged in The Lords, but whats a park if you can't see a linnet? a timetable if your journey's infinite? My...

I believed, was deceived Feeling like I want to leave Hope is gone, led me on This has all gone on too long But things are never gonna change No matter how much I complain Don't exploit me, don't annoy me I've applied, you wont employ me Killing your time was...

Once again I get stopped short of being happy to my full potential No one understands how being with my girlfriend is essential And my mom complains that I stay out late, I'm never home And if I am, then you can find me on the telephone with her 'Cause she rea...

I'll bust out my guitar and play it all night long Because I'm giving you space. I'll turn the TV on Shove popcorn in my face Because I'm such a disgrace to you. But it's just so hard to do, To sit here and be led on by you. Having second thoughts is fine by...

Well I just wanted to say thanks for leading me on And thanks for giving me the inspiration for this song I can't believe I wasted precious time on a bitch like you I hope you're happy about all the shit you made me suffer through Call me bitter and I'll just...

I sit alone and think about you, But there's nothing I can do. I'm feeling lonely all by myself Knowing you're with someone else And I can't stop thinking about you. I cant stop thinking about you When you're not around All the pain I have been through When y...